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Equalism: Men

SEXIST!

When you read that word, did you in ANY way think it meant that a woman was being sexist to a man? Hmmm? (I’d be surprised if you did)

Well I’ve been thinking a lot on the topic of feminism and how silly it’s become these days. How almost everything you do to a woman can or is considered sexist but how it  rarely, if ever, the reverse holds true in the minds of the masses. Below I present to you, a poem. Not just any poem though. A poem which I think expressed mine friend’s pent up anger and distaste towards the feminists and penis-envying women out there. Read, enjoy, I intend to get the woman’s side of things on this one

Let’s talk about equality. Let’s talk about what I’m about and what you want to be.

Let’s take time and figure out that you were never meant to be my x+y=z

You think you should…sorry…you KNOW you should but I promise,  you wish you could.

See I’m a man. I’m always horny. Ready to move to that skirt and off that skirt and into you.

I want riches more than you care for and you know what? I care very little about how I get it.

Emotions? Don’t waste my time. You never expected me to have any. Now you want me to be sensitive?  Not worth it.

Thing is, I heard you want to be like me. Really? Are you willing in times of danger to sacrifice yourself for me when with a blunt, the burglar comes into the house to steal our wealth? house? lives? I am.

Are you ready,  to go out and risk life, health and limb to protect your own? And I don’t mean just  protect I mean kill in order to protect. Destroy for that reason or in the name of it. I am.

See I heard you wanted to be a man. I don’t think you’re ready for it. Not one bit. But you’re a woman, what’s wrong with that? What’s EVER been wrong with that?

You want to be me? Lose your fortitude.  Your ability to feel, empathise and sympathise.

We don’t say it enough but we need you. I know I do. So don’t be a man. There are too many of us out there anyway. Be a woman. Be what we can’t be  and we’ll be what you can’t and one day, if we’re really lucky your x and my y….we’ll make one heck of a z!

There ya have it folks. Anger…I’d like to stress that this in no way reflects the entirety of a man’s thought pattern. Women are just as horny as men. Period. You lot just control it better and can hide it pretty well. We have a Junior to struggle with. Part 2 out soon!

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